- Black chime candles -- enough to burn 1 weekly for the span of your call
- Law Keep Away Powder
- Black Cat Oil
- Law Keep Away Incense (optional)
- Bend Over Oil (optional)
Every Thursday, dress your black candle with the Black Cat and Law Keep Away formulas. Burn the candle over your jury summons paperwork or over another representational item of the court.
If you do get called to appear, burn some Law Keep Away incense and put the ashes in your shoe, then perfume yourself with Bend Over oil when you make your appearance. Be honest about everything, and say why you don't want to serve, and the judge will be likely to excuse you or reject you for service.