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Let's Put the 'Fun' Back in 'Funeral'

An Old Fashioned Halloween - Who Will I Marry? A Halloween Divination

Robert Burns' poem Halloween is a delightful snapshot of 18th-century Scottish life, offering a vivid, lively portrayal of the folk customs practiced during the October (or, on the old calendar, November) holiday.  But unlike the commercialized Halloween we often think of today, Burns takes us back to a time when the holiday was all about superstitions, fortune-telling, and celebrating community. Written in 1785, Halloween captures a variety of activities that were common in rural Scotland during the festival, which originated in that area of the world. Because it had once been a Celtic New Year festival, many of the practices revolved around trying to glimpse the future -- particularly when it came to that eternal preoccupation of the human mind: love and marriage.  The poem is written in Scots dialect , which might be a bit of a challenge for many readers, but it’s also part of what makes it so authentic. Burns is preserving not just the practices of the time, but also the...

Maybe don't try this at home?

Now this story just shows, for those who complain they can't get some personal concern or another, how there is always a way where there is will... Nigerian Prostitutes Sell Sperm A commercial sex worker, who gave her name simply as Joy, told our correspondent that the semen found with some of her colleagues were secretly taken away after they had sex bouts with their patrons. In an attempt to extract the semen from unsuspecting male "clients," she said, commercial sex workers exhibit extraordinary care and sex appeal, attributes which, she further claimed, caused many men to lose their guard. As soon as the man gives in fully to the pleasure of the illicit affair, she said, the prostitute moans and screams wildly in fake ecstasy thereby setting the stage to carry out her mischief. But where the male "client" refuses to succumb to the trappings of the fake expression of passion, she said, the girl would rub fetish powder on her nipples and offer t...

50 Problems Only Goths Understand (And Why Our Shoes Are Always to Blame)

Trying to get blacks that match after they fade in the wash. Trying to convince the drunk frat boy who is hitting on you that you really are a guy. Big hair, small cars. Airport metal detectors. Nicknames such as "that gay devil worshiping freak that dyed his hair purple". Getting your jewelry tangled in your clothes/hair. When your pointy toe shoes/boots get caught in the holes in the hem of your skirt. Wearing a black turtleneck when it's 90 degrees outside. Accidentally removing someone's nose ring with your spiked bracelet while dancing. Getting people to look you in the eyes when you talk to them. Getting your slave bracelet caught in your fishnets. People declaring that your eyes are yellow, when, in fact, they are green. Having to reach for the salt with one hand while holding back your sleeve with the other so it doesn't drag in the gravy. Trying to find your possessions in an all black room. Trying to get the hair-dye stains ou...